My Brain and My Other Brain in the Bathtub
- Yehuda & Maya Devir
- May 14
- 5 min read
Truth is? Couples without kids are liars!
They post pictures of bubble baths with candles, wine, soft music…
Like it’s some French movie.
Parents?...
A couple’s bath is just two exhausted people trying to squeeze themselves into a bowl of soup.Truth is? Couples without kids are liars!
They post pictures of bubble baths with candles, wine, soft music…
Like it’s some French movie.
Parents?...
A couple’s bath is just two exhausted people trying to squeeze themselves into a bowl of soup.
Maya was already inside.
Of course she was.
Because women always get in first and claim the good side like they arrived an hour early for a concert.
She was lying there in the bubbles with a glass of wine, completely relaxed.
And Yehuda?
Yehuda stood next to the bathtub naked, staring at the remaining space like a guy trying to find parking in Manhattan.
“Honey…” he said carefully. “There’s no room for another human being in there.”
Maya didn’t even open her eyes.
“There’s room.”
That is the most dangerous sentence a woman can say to a man.
“There’s room.”
It’s right up there with:
“It won’t hurt.”
“I’ll be ready in two minutes.” Or…
“The kids are already tired.”
Absolute lies!
